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The Year of the New is Announced

Let us henceforth refer to the year twenty ought five as The Year of the New.

Let The Year of the New fill us with the air of excitedness as it is the heir to
the The Year of the Josh, The Year of the Year and most recently The Year of the Muse.

Let no explanations be needed for this naming. Nor deductions. Nor conjunctions with any other names, for it shall stand alone. Let it neither be appropriated for any use nor let it fail in its own function.

Let The Year of the New sit comfortably in its own semiotic space, as the preferred nomenclature for this the year that it was, is and shall be unto the end of the 31st of December, 2005.

Huzzah!