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Raccoon Guy has New Reality TV Show

Local folk hero Raccoon Guy who "steals from the trash and gives to the poor" has accepted an offer to partake in a reality television show based upon his nocturnal heroism.

"Today's Trash, Tomorrow's Treason" is based upon Raccoon Guy's struggle to get the trash of the wealthiest today into the hands of the poorest tonight.

The show will also feature the opposition to Raccoon Guy's mission posed by the government or what he calls "The Half Man."

Raccoon guy,who is famous for his self-description "Half Raccoon, All Guy" hopes this new reality show will demonstrate in blackeyed grit the plight of the modern day folk hero.

Look for "Today's Trash, Tomorrow's Treason" to air on local stations right after late night smut and just before wholesome early morning televangelism.